| Thing Home | Josephine Home |
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| Action | The Thing | Duration | Thing One | Thing Two | Thing Three | Thing Four | Duration |
| User and Thing Enter Scene |
Crying/Writhing | secs | Waiting | Waiting | Waiting | Waiting | secs |
| User and Thing In Scene - a beat |
Look Around, Gasps, "oh no" Grovels |
2.27 | Waiting | Waiting | Waiting | Waiting | 2.27 |
| All | Grovelling | secs | "Welcome" | "Welcome" | "Welcome" | "Welcome" | 1.65 |
| Thing One Advance 1 |
"Oh no oh no oh no oh no" | 7.52 | "Welcome Dear Cousin" | Waiting | Waiting | Waiting | 1.83 |
| Thing Two Advance 1 |
Grovelling | secs | Waiting | "Sweet Cousin" | Waiting | Waiting | 1.4 |
| Thing Three Advance 1 |
Grovelling | secs | Waiting | Waiting | "Good Cousin" | Waiting | 1.7 |
| Thing Four Advance 1 |
Grovelling | secs | Waiting | Waiting | Waiting | "Tender Cousin" | 2.25 |
| Thing Four Advance 2 |
Grovelling | secs | Waiting | Waiting | Waiting | "And you've brought a friend." | 3.91 |
| Thing Three Advance 2 |
"Please no, I didn't I didn't" | 3.32 | Waiting | Waiting | "a new friend" | Waiting | 1.96 |
| Thing Two Advance 2 |
Grovelling | secs | Waiting | "a new companion" | Waiting | Waiting | 1.91 |
| Thing One Advance 2 |
Generic Whimpering | 3.76 | "delightful" | Waiting | Waiting | Waiting | 1.49 |
| Thing Two Advance 3 |
Grovelling | secs | Waiting | "Such a fascinating creature" | Waiting | Waiting | 2.84 |
| Thing Three Advance 3 |
Grovelling | secs | Waiting | Waiting | "delectable " | Waiting | 1.69 |
| Thing One Advance 3 |
Grovelling | secs | "adorable" | Waiting | Waiting | Waiting | 1.91 |
| Thing Four Advance 3 |
Grovelling | secs | Waiting | Waiting | Waiting | "ineffably" | 2.58 |
| Thing Four Advance 4 |
Grovelling | secs | Waiting | Waiting | "How we'll treasure you" | Waiting | 2.62 |
| Thing Four Advance 4 |
"Don't believe them don't believe them" | 2.94 | Waiting | "honor you" | Waiting | Waiting | 1.48 |
| Thing Four Advance 4 |
Grovelling | secs | Waiting | Waiting | Waiting | "coddle you" | 2.42 |
| Thing Four Advance 4 |
Grovelling | secs | "cleave to you" | Waiting | Waiting | Waiting | 2.17 |
| 4 Things Stationary & in front of user |
Grovelling | secs | "Come with us! We have treats for you!" | "Come with us! We have treats for you!" | "Come with us! We have treats for you!" | "Come with us! We have treats for you!" | 5.89 |
| "Don't go with them" | 1.64 | Waiting | Waiting | Waiting | Waiting | 1.64 | |
| 2/3 turning
and leaving |
Grovelling | secs | Waiting | "Come with us" | "Come with us" | Waiting | 1.71 |
| "Don't let them fool you" | 1.95 | Waiting | Leaving | Leaving | Waiting | 1.95 | |
| 1/4 turning and leaving | Grovelling | secs | "Come along" | Leaving | Leaving | "Come along" | 1.98 |
| all leaving | Grovelling | secs | "Do Come" | "Do Come" | "Do Come" | "Do Come" | 2.12 |
| user and thing are pulled | "Oh please let us alone - let us alone" | 4.14 | Leaving | Leaving | Leaving | Leaving | 4.14 |
| user falls into pit | "No, don't hurt my friend!" | 2.93 | Whatever | Whatever | Whatever | Whatever | 2.93 |